{"id":3422,"date":"2009-11-26T23:36:32","date_gmt":"2009-11-26T15:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/?p=3422"},"modified":"2009-11-26T23:36:32","modified_gmt":"2009-11-26T15:36:32","slug":"%e3%80%90%e8%bd%ac%e8%bd%bd%e3%80%91%e8%80%81%e5%a4%96%e6%9c%80%e7%b2%be%e5%bd%a9%e4%b8%80%e5%8f%a5%e8%af%9d%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d%e9%99%84%e4%b8%ad%e6%96%87%e6%95%b4%e7%90%86%e7%89%88","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/archives\/3422","title":{"rendered":"\u3010\u8f6c\u8f7d\u3011\u8001\u5916\u6700\u7cbe\u5f69\u4e00\u53e5\u8bdd\u7b11\u8bdd(\u9644\u4e2d\u6587\u6574\u7406\u7248)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u8001\u5916\u7684\u4e00\u767e\u53e5\u7cbe\u5f69\u7b11\u8bdd\uff0c\u518d\u52a0\u4e0a\u56fd\u4eba\u7cbe\u5f69\u7684\u4e2d\u6587\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff08\u800c\u4e14\u5728\u4e0d\u65ad\u6574\u7406\u5b8c\u5584\u4e2d\uff09\uff0c\u5bf9\u82f1\u6587\u6709\u5174\u8da3\u6709\u8010\u5fc3\u7684\u53ef\u4ee5\u770b\u770b\uff0c\u5373\u4f7f\u4e0d\u770b\u82f1\u6587\uff0c\u770b\u4e2d\u6587\u4e5f\u662f\u9017\u6b7b\u4f60\u7684\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\u539f\u6587\u51fa\u81ea\u8c46\u74e3\u7684<a title=\"\u8c46\u74e3\u4e0a\u9762\u7684\u539f\u6587\" href=\"http:\/\/www.douban.com\/group\/topic\/8792614\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u8fd9\u91cc<\/a>\uff0c\u4e0d\u8fc7\u56e0\u4e3a\u8c46\u74e3\u7684\u5e16\u5b50\u7ecf\u5e38\u4f1a\u65e0\u7f18\u65e0\u6545\u6302\u6389\uff08\u4f30\u8ba1\u8fd9\u8d34\u5e94\u8be5\u6ca1\u6709\u95ee\u9898\uff09\uff0c\u4e0d\u8fc7\u8fd8\u662f\u5728\u6211\u7684blog\u5b58\u4e2a\u6863\u5427\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\u534e\u4e3d\u5206\u5272\u7ebf\u540e\u5f00\u59cb\u8f6c\u8f7d<\/p>\n<p>========================<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1\u3001I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn&#8217;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.<br \/>\n\u5f00\u59cb\u6211\u76f4\u63a5\u6c42\u5e1d\u54e5\u8d50\u8f86\u81ea\u884c\u8f66\u3002 \u540e\u6765\u6211\u7422\u78e8\u5e1d\u54e5\u529e\u4e8b\u513f\u4e0d\u662f\u8fd9\u4e2a\u8def\u6570\u3002 \u4e8e\u662f\u8001\u5b50\u5077\u4e86\u4e00\u8f86\u7136\u540e\u6c42\u5e1d\u54e5\u5bbd\u6055\u3002<\/p>\n<p>2\u3001I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.<br \/>\n\u6211\u5e0c\u671b\u80fd\u50cf\u7237\u7237\u90a3\u6837\uff0c\u5b89\u9759\u5730\u5728\u7761\u68a6\u4e2d\u6b7b\u53bb\u2026\u2026 \u800c\u4e0d\u662f\u8981\u50cf\u4ed6\u5f00\u7684\u8f66\u4e0a\u90a3\u4e9b\u60e8\u53eb\u6ef4\u4e58\u5ba2\u4e00\u6837\u6b7b\u6cd5\u554a\uff01<\/p>\n<p>3\u3001Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u6c38\u8fdc\u4e0d\u80fd\u6218\u80dc\u4e00\u4e2a\u7eaf\u50bb\u903c,\u56e0\u4e3a\u4ed6\u4f1a\u628a\u4f60\u7684\u667a\u5546\u62c9\u5230\u8ddf\u4ed6\u4e2a\u6c34\u5e73,\u7136\u540e\u7528\u4e30\u5bcc\u7684\u7ecf\u9a8c\u6253\u8d25\u4f60<\/p>\n<p>4\u3001The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it&#8217;s still on the list.<br \/>\n\u543e\u867d\u4e0d\u6740\u4f2f\u4ec1\uff0c\u4f2f\u4ec1\u7531\u6211\u800c\u6b7b\u3002\/\u6211\u771f\u4e0d\u60f3\u4f24\u5bb3\u4f60\uff0c\u4f46\u4f60\u4e5f\u522b\u903c\u6211\u3002\/\u5728\u8fd9\u4e2a\u4e16\u754c\u4e0a,\u6211\u6700\u4e0d\u613f\u610f\u505a\u7684\u4e8b\u5c31\u662f\u4f24\u5bb3\u4f60,\u4f46\u662f\u8fd9\u4ef6\u4e8b\u4ecd\u5728\u6211\u7684\u8003\u8651\u4e4b\u5217.<\/p>\n<p>5\u3001If sex is a pain in the ass, then you&#8217;re doing it wrong&#8230;<br \/>\n\u5982\u89c9\u563f\u54bb\u4e43\u5c41\u773c\u4e0d\u80fd\u627f\u53d7\u4e4b\u75db\uff0c\u90a3\u662f\u4f60\u64cd\u9519\u6d1e&#8230; \/\u82e5XXOO\u3002\u662f\u4e0b\u4f53\u7684\u75db\u3002\u90a3\u4e48\u3002\u662f\u4f60\u64cd\u9519\u3002<\/p>\n<p>6\u3001The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br \/>\n\u65e9\u8d77\u6ef4\u5c0f\u9e1f\u6709\u866b\u866b\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\u665a\u5230\u7684\u8001\u9f20\u6709\u5976\u916a\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01 \/\u65e9\u8d77\u7684\u9e1f\u513f\u6709\u866b\u5403\uff0c\u65e9\u8d77\u7684\u866b\u513f\u88ab\u9e1f\u5403\u3002<\/p>\n<p>7\u3001We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.<br \/>\n\u5728\u54b1\u4eec\u8fd9\u5676\u54d2\u9001\u5916\u5356\u7684\u90fd\u6bd4\u8b66\u5bdf\u6765\u7684\u5feb.<\/p>\n<p>8\u3001Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don&#8217;t have a good partner, you&#8217;d better have a good hand.<br \/>\nXXOO=\u6253\u6865\u724c\u3002 \u5982\u679c\u5bf9\u624b\u4e0d\u597d\u4f7f\uff0c\u81ea\u5df1\u7684\u624b\u5fc5\u987b\u597d\u4f7f<\/p>\n<p>9\u3001Some people are like Slinkies &#8230; not really good for anything, but you can&#8217;t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.<br \/>\n\u6709\u4e9b\u4eba\u5c31\u50cf Slinkies \uff08\u5f39\u7c27\u73a9\u5177\uff09\uff0c\u6ca1\u4ec0\u4e48\u5b9e\u5728\u7528\u5904\uff0c\u4f46\u770b\u4ed6\u4eec\u5012\u817e\u6765\u6363\u817e\u53bb\u8fd8\u662f\u5f88\u6709\u559c\u611f\u3002<\/p>\n<p>10\u3001Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.<br \/>\n\u653f\u5ba2\u548c\u7eb8\u5c3f\u5e03\u6709\u4e00\u4e2a\u5171\u540c\u70b9\u5c31\u662f\uff1a\u4ed6\u4eec\u90fd\u5f88\u6709\u89c4\u5f8b\u7684\u66f4\u66ff\uff0c\u800c\u4e14\u662f\u4e3a\u4e86\u540c\u4e00\u4e2a\u65e0\u6bd4\u80ae\u810f\u7684\u7406\u7531\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>11\u3001War does not determine who is right &#8211; only who is left.<br \/>\n\u6218\u4e89\u4e0d\u80fd\u51b3\u51fa\u6b63\u4e49\uff0c\u4f46\u80fd\u5224\u51fa\u54ea\u65b9\u51fa\u5c40\u3002<\/p>\n<p>12\u3001Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.<br \/>\n\u5973\u4eba\u7684\u9ad8\u6f6e\u53ef\u80fd\u662f\u88c5\u51fa\u6765\u7684\u3002\u4f46\u662f\u7537\u4ebaTMD\u53ef\u4ee5\u6574\u6bb5\u611f\u60c5\u90fd\u662f\u88c5\u51fa\u6765\u7684\uff01\/\u5973\u4eba\u5047\u88c5\u9ad8\u6f6e\u4ee5\u83b7\u53d6\u771f\u5b9e\u7684\u611f\u60c5\uff1b\u7537\u4eba\u5047\u88c5\u611f\u60c5\u4ee5\u83b7\u53d6\u771f\u5b9e\u7684\u9ad8\u6f6e\u3002<\/p>\n<p>13\u3001We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.<br \/>\n\u6211\u4eec\u6c38\u8fdc\u4e0d\u53ef\u80fd\u771f\u6b63\u7684\u6210\u719f\uff0c\u6211\u4eec\u53ea\u662f\u5b66\u4f1a\u5728\u516c\u4f17\u9762\u524d\u88c5\u903c\u3002<\/p>\n<p>14\u3001Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.<br \/>\n\u7537\u4eba\u5c31\u4e24\u79cd\u72b6\u6001\uff1a\u997f\uff0c\u6027\u9965\u6e34\u3002 \u8981\u662f\u4ed6\u4e0d\u786c\uff0c\u5c31\u7ed9\u4ed6\u6765\u4fe9\u9762\u5305\u5939\u9999\u80a0\uff01<\/p>\n<p>15\u3001Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<br \/>\n\u5149\u603b\u662f\u6bd4\u58f0\u97f3\u8dd1\u7684\u5feb\u70b9&#8230;.\u8fd9\u5c31\u662f\u4e3a\u561b\u6709\u4e9bSB\u53ea\u6709\u5728\u5f00\u53e3\u8bf4\u8bdd\u4e4b\u540e\u4f60\u624d\u53d1\u73b0\u4ed6\u662f\u5728\u88c5B&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>16\u3001My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.<br \/>\n\u6211\u5988\u6bcf\u6b21\u5bf9\u7740\u6211\u9a82\u8349\u6ce5\u9a6c\u7684\u65f6\u5019\u90fd\u662f\u90a3\u4e48\u7684\u5766\u8361\u3002<\/p>\n<p>17\u3001I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.<br \/>\n\u5c0f\u59d0\u554a\uff0c\u4f60\u5e72\u8fd9\u4e48\u534a\u5929\u4e0d\u63cd\u662f\u4e3a\u4e86\u94b1\u4e48\u3002\uff08\u66fe\u4ee5\u4e3a\u6211\u5728\u5356\u827a\uff0c\u539f\u6765\u6211\u662f\u5728\u5356\u8eab\u3002\uff09<\/p>\n<p>18\u3001If you think nobody cares if you&#8217;re alive, try missing a couple of payments.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u8981\u662f\u89c9\u5f97\u6ca1\u4eba\u5728\u4e4e\u4f60\u7684\u6b7b\u6d3b,\u90a3\u4f60\u4e0d\u59a8\u5c1d\u8bd5\u4e00\u4e0b\u8ddf\u4f60\u7684\u503a\u4e3b\u73a9\u8eb2\u732b\u732b~~<\/p>\n<p>19\u3001Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. &#8220;Yes&#8221; is the answer.<br \/>\nXXOO\u5e76\u4e0d\u662f\u7ed3\u8bba\u800c\u662f\u4e2a\u95ee\u9898&#8230;\u723d\u4e0d\u723d\u624d\u662f\u7b54\u6848&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>20\u3001Evening news is where they begin with &#8216;Good evening&#8217;, and then proceed to tell you why it isn&#8217;t.<br \/>\n\u665a\u95f4\u65b0\u95fb\u603b\u662f\u5148\u5411\u4f60\u95ee\u597d\uff0c\u518d\u544a\u8bc9\u4f60\u597d\u4e2a\u6bdb\uff01<\/p>\n<p>21\u3001How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?<br \/>\n\u4e00\u6839\u706b\u67f4\u80fd\u70b9\u7740\u6574\u7247\u5927\u5174\u5b89\u5cad\uff0c\u4e00\u76d2\u706b\u67f4\u4e5f\u751f\u4e0d\u8d77\u4e2a\u8425\u706b\uff0c\u8fd9\u548b\u56de\u4e8b\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff08\u60f3\u5f53\u5e74\u54e5\u6234\u5957\u90fd\u80fd\u8ba9\u4eba\u6000\u5b55\uff0c\u770b\u4eca\u671d\u53d4\u7adf\u7136\u53bb\u770b\u7537\u79d1\u2026\u2026\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\uff09<\/p>\n<p>22\u3001If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea&#8230; does that mean that one enjoys it?<br \/>\n\u5982\u679c4\/5\u7684\u4eba\u8ba4\u4e3a\u8179\u6cfb\u5341\u5206\u75db\u82e6\uff0c\u90a3\u5269\u4e0b1\/5\u548b\u56de\u4e8b\uff1f\uff1f\uff01\uff01\uff01\u5f88\u4eab\u53d7\u54c8\uff1f\uff1f\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>23\u3001Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.<br \/>\n\u77e5\u8bc6\u5c31\u662f\u544a\u8bc9\u4f60\u8bf4\u5e94\u8be5\u628a\u9e21\u86cb\u653e\u8fdb\u7bee\u5b50\uff0c\u667a\u6167\u5219\u662f\u53eb\u4f60\u4e0d\u8981\u628a\u6240\u6709\u9e21\u86cb\u90fd\u653e\u8fdb\u4e00\u4e2a\u7bee\u5b50\u3002\/\u6240\u8c13\u77e5\u8bc6\u5c31\u662f\u77e5\u9053\u97e9\u5c11\u548c\u5c0f\u56db\u90fd\u5c5e\u4e8e80\u540e\uff0c\u4f46\u667a\u6167\u544a\u8bc9\u4f60\u8fd9\u7ec8\u8fd8\u662f\u7537\u5973\u6709\u522b~<\/p>\n<p>24\u3001If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.<br \/>\n\u5e1d\u54e5\u7785\u7740\u54b1\u4eec\u5462\u3002\u3002\u6211\u8bf4\u5927\u4f19\u597d\u6b79\u559c\u611f\u70b9\u5427\uff01<\/p>\n<p>25\u3001Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.<br \/>\n\u65e0\u8bba\u3002\u4efb\u4f55\u60c5\u51b5\u3002\u6c38\u8fdc\u3002\u4e0d\u8981\u5728\u4e00\u4e2a\u591c\u665a\u3002\u540c\u65f6\u5403\u3002\u5b89\u7720\u836f\u3002\u548c\u3002\u901a\u4fbf\u7075\u3002<\/p>\n<p>26\u3001I didn&#8217;t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian<br \/>\n\u8001\u5b50\u62fc\u6b7b\u62fc\u6d3b\u594b\u6597\u5230\u98df\u7269\u94fe\u9876\u7aef\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\u4e0d\u662f\u4e3a\u4e86\u6210\u4e3a\u4e00\u4e2a\u98df\u7d20\u8005\u6ef4\uff01\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>27\u3001A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..<br \/>\n\u516c\u8f66\u7ad9\u5440\u516c\u8f66\u505c\u3002\u706b\u8f66\u7ad9\u5440\u706b\u8f66\u505c\u3002\u4ffa\u684c\u4e0a\u6709\u4e2a\u5de5\u4f5c\u7ad9\u2026<\/p>\n<p>28\u3001If I agreed with you we&#8217;d both be wrong.<br \/>\n\u884c\u3002\u6211\u542c\u4f60\u7684\u3002\u54b1\u4fe9\u5c31\u90fd2B\u4e86\u3002<\/p>\n<p>29\u3001Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?<br \/>\n\u6d77\u8c5a\u53ef\u806a\u660e\u4e86\u4f60\u77e5\u9053\u4e0d\uff1f\u53ea\u8981\u9a6f\u517b\u51e0\u4e2a\u661f\u671f\uff0c\u5b83\u4eec\u5c31\u80fd\u8ba9\u4eba\u7c7b\u4e56\u4e56\u7ad9\u5728\u6c60\u8fb9\u7ed9\u5b83\u4eec\u6254\u9c7c\u5403\u4e86\u3002<\/p>\n<p>30\u3001A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.<br \/>\n\u4e0b\u68cb\uff0c\u6211\u4e0d\u884c\uff1b\u73a9\u8dc6\u62f3\u9053\uff0c\u7535\u8111\u4e0d\u884c\uff01\/\u4e0b\u8c61\u68cb\u7535\u8111\u628a\u6211\u73a9\u5f97\u56e2\u56e2\u8f6c\uff0c\u6253\u9b42\u6597\u7f57\u6211\u80fd\u628a\u673a\u7bb1\u8e39\u5f97\u4e03\u96f6\u516b\u6563\uff01<\/p>\n<p>31\u3001I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with &#8220;Guess&#8221; on it&#8230;so I said &#8220;Implants?&#8221;<br \/>\n\u7785\u89c1\u4e2a\u59d0\u59d0\uff0c\u8863\u670d\u80f8\u524d\u5199\u7740\u201cGuess\u201d&#8230;\u4ffa\u5c31\u95ee\u4e86\u4e00\u53e5\uff1a\u201c&#8230;\u9686\u8fc7\uff1f\u201d<\/p>\n<p>32\u3001Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.<br \/>\n\u5b69\u5b50\u5b9a\u4e49\uff1a\u4f60\u5148\u82b12\u5e74\uff0c\u6559\u4e2b\u4eec\u8d70\u8def\u548c\u8bf4\u8bdd\u3002\u7136\u540e\u4f60\u518d\u82b116\u5e74\u6559\u4e2b\u4eec\u5750\u5b9a\u548c\u95ed\u5634\u3002<\/p>\n<p>33\u3001Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?<br \/>\n\u6709\u4e9b\u4eba\u76f8\u4fe1\u5929\u4e0a\u661f\uff0c\u6570\u4e0d\u6e05\uff0c\u5374\u504f\u4e0d\u4fe1\u201c\u6cb9\u6f06\u672a\u5e72\u201d\u3002<\/p>\n<p>34\u3001Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.<br \/>\n\u8d8a\u89e3\u91ca\u8d8aSB\uff0c\u4e0d\u8bf4\u8bdd\u6700NB\u3002\/ \u5b81\u613f\u95ed\u5634\u5f53\u50bb\u74dc\uff0c\u4e5f\u522b\u5b66\u4e4c\u9e26\u4e71\u5471\u5471\u3002\/ \u527d\u608d\u7684\u4eba\u751f\u4e0d\u9700\u8981\u89e3\u91ca<\/p>\n<p>35\u3001A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don&#8217;t need it.<br \/>\n\u94f6\u884c\u5c31\u559c\u6b22\u5728\u4f60\u62cd\u80f8\u812f\u8bf4\u4e0d\u7f3a\u94b1\u7684\u65f6\u5019\u6b7b\u76ae\u8d56\u8138\u7684\u6c42\u60a8\u8ddf\u4ed6\u501f<\/p>\n<p>36\u3001Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u6709\u4ec0\u4e48\u4e0d\u5f00\u5fc3\u7684\uff1f\u8bf4\u51fa\u6765\u7ed9\u5927\u5bb6\u5f00\u5fc3\u5f00\u5fc3\u3002<\/p>\n<p>37\u3001The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!<br \/>\n\u6211\u77e5\u9053\u6ca1\u4eba\u5728\u6211\u8111\u5b50\u91cc\u8ddf\u6211\u804a\u5929\uff0c\u4f46\u90a3\u4e9b\u8bdd\u771fTM\u6709\u7528\uff01\uff08\u6211\u5e7b\u60f3\u7684\u4f4e\u541f\u4e0d\u4e00\u5b9a\u662f\u771f\u7684\uff0c\u4f46\u8db3\u591f\u8ba9\u6211\u610f\u6deb\uff09<\/p>\n<p>38\u3001A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<br \/>\n\u65e0\u6127\u4e8e\u5fc3\u54c8\uff1f\u8bb0\u6027\u4e0d\u597d\u5427\uff1f\uff08\u81ea\u4ece\u90a3\u6b21\u5728\u4eba\u5996\u8eab\u8fb9\u9192\u6765\uff0c\u6bcf\u6b21\u53bb\u591c\u5e97\u6211\u90fd\u63d0\u9192\u81ea\u5df1\u201c\u4e00\u5b9a\u8981\u6234\u773c\u955c\u2026\u2026\u201d\uff09<\/p>\n<p>39\u3001Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.<br \/>\n\u6240\u8c13\u7684\u597d\u59d1\u5a18\uff0c\u54b3\uff01\u5c31\u662f\u8fd8\u6ca1\u88ab\u7fa4\u4f17\u6293\u5230\u7684JP\u5973\u00b7\u00b7\u00b7\u00b7\u00b7\uff08\u60f3\u7acb\u724c\u574a\u5c31\u5f97\u4f1a\u88c5\uff09<\/p>\n<p>40\u3001He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.<br \/>\n\u4e34\u5371\u5ffd\u7136\u5fae\u7b11\u7684\u90a3\u4e2a\u903c\uff0c\u5b9a\u662f\u627e\u5230\u66ff\u7f6a\u7f8a\u9e1f~<\/p>\n<p>41\u3001Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.<br \/>\n\u5982\u679c\u5973\u4eba\u80fd\u505a\u5230\u5e26\u7740\u79c3\u9876\u548c\u5564\u9152\u809a\u4e0a\u5927\u8857\u8fd8\u89c9\u5f97\u81ea\u5df1\u500d\u513f\u6027\u611f\u2014\u2014\u6b64\u65f6\u4f30\u8ba1\u7537\u5973\u80fd\u5e73\u7b49\u3002<\/p>\n<p>42\u3001The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.<br \/>\n\u5c0f\u817f\u4e0a\u6ef4\u9aa8\u5934\u2014\u2014\u5728\u9ed1\u623f\u95f4\u91cc\u627e\u51c6\u5bb6\u5177\u4f4d\u7f6e\u7684\u597d\u88c5\u5907\u3002<\/p>\n<p>43\u3001The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.<br \/>\n\u5723\u8bde\u8001\u4eba\u5f53\u7136\u7f8e\uff0c\u4ed6\u77e5\u9053\u6240\u6709YD\u599e\u4f4f\u54ea\u513f\u554a\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>44\u3001To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.<br \/>\n\u527d\u7a83\u4e00\u4e2a\u4eba\u7684\u53eb\u527d\u7a83\uff0c\u527d\u7a83\u8bb8\u591a\u4eba\u7684\u53eb\u7814\u7a76\u3002\uff08\u7a83\u94a9\u8005\u8bdb\uff0c\u7a83\u56fd\u8005\u4e3a\u8bf8\u4faf\u3002\uff09<\/p>\n<p>45\u3001Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.<br \/>\n\u6709\u4e9b\u4eba\u4e00\u6765\u5927\u5bb6\u5c31\u5f00\u5fc3\u4e86\uff1b\u6709\u4e9b\u4eba\u4e00\u8d70\u5927\u5bb6\u5c31\u5f00\u5fc3\u4e86\u3002.<\/p>\n<p>46\u3001I discovered I scream the same way whether I&#8217;m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.<br \/>\n\u6211\u53d1\u73b0\uff0c\u6211\u6ef4\u811a\u4e2b\u88ab\u4e00\u5c0f\u7247\u513f\u6d77\u85fb\u64e6\u8fc7\u65f6\uff0c\u6211\u6ef4\u90a3\u4e2a\u60e8\u53eb\u58f0\u2014\u2014\u548c\u6211\u88ab\u5927\u767d\u9ca8\u5413\u574f\u65f6\u7684\u60e8\u53eb\u58f0\u662f\u4e00\u6837\u6ef4\u3002<\/p>\n<p>47\u3001Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.<br \/>\n\u6a2a\u770b\u6210\u5cad\u4fa7\u6210\u5cf0\uff0c\u77ee\u4eba\u773c\u91cc\u5168\u662f\u6e7f\u3002\u3002\u3002<\/p>\n<p>48\u3001I didn&#8217;t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.<br \/>\n\u6211\u53ef\u6ca1\u6028\u4f60\uff01\u6211\u5c31\u662f\u9a82\u4f60\uff01<\/p>\n<p>49\u3001Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says &#8220;If an emergency, notify:&#8221; I put &#8220;DOCTOR&#8221;. What&#8217;s my mother going to do?<br \/>\n\u5f53\u6211\u586b\u8868\u7684\u65f6\u5019\uff0c\u6709\u4e00\u9879\u662f\u201c\u7d27\u6025\u60c5\u51b5\u8054\u7cfb\uff1a\u201d \u6211\u586b\u4e0a\u4e86\u201c\u533b\u751f\u201d\uff0c\u5230\u65f6\u5019\u6211\u5988\u80fd\u5e2e\u4e0a\u4ec0\u4e48\u5fd9\uff1f\uff01<\/p>\n<p>50\u3001God must love stupid people. He made SO many.<br \/>\n\u4e0a\u5e1d\u8700\u9ecd\u4e00\u5b9a\u500d\u513f\u7231SB\uff0c\u4e0d\u7136\u4ed6\u9020\u8fd9\u4e48\u591a\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>51\u3001Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.<br \/>\n\u6bcf\u4e00\u4e2a\u6210\u529f\u7684\u7537\u4eba\u80cc\u540e\u90fd\u6709\u4e00\u4e2a\u5973\u4eba\u3002\u6bcf\u4e00\u4e2a\u7ffb\u8239\u7684\u6210\u529f\u7537\u4eba\u80cc\u540e\u5f80\u5f80\u591a\u4e86\u4e00\u4e2a\u5973\u4eba\u3002<\/p>\n<p>52\u3001I always take life with a grain of salt, &#8230;plus a slice of lemon, &#8230;and a shot of tequila.<br \/>\n\u5973\u4eba\u5bf9\u4e8e\u6211\u6765\u8bf4\u662f\u5c0f\u83dc\u4e00\u789f\uff0c\u6211\u901a\u5e38\u7528\u5ae9\u9ec4\u74dc\u548c\u6a44\u6984\u6cb9\u5c31\u7740\u5403\u3002\/\u751f\u6d3b\u5bf9\u4e8e\u6211\u6765\u8bf4\u662f\u5c0f\u83dc\u4e00\u789f\uff0c\u6211\u901a\u5e38\u7528\u9ec4\u74dc\u548c\u6a44\u6984\u6cb9\u5c31\u7740\u5403\u3002 \/\u751f\u6d3b\uff0c\u662f\u4e00\u56e2\u9ebb&#8230;&#8230;\u7ef3\uff0c&#8230;&#8230;\u518d\u52a0\u4e00\u6839\u8721\u70db&#8230;&#8230;\u4e00\u67c4\u76ae\u97ad\u3002<\/p>\n<p>53\u3001The sole purpose of a child&#8217;s middle name, is so he can tell when he&#8217;s really in trouble.<br \/>\n\u8d3e\u541b\u9e4f\u8fd9\u540d\u5b57\u5c31\u4e3a\u4e86\u8ba9\u4ed6\u5988\u558a\u4ed6\u56de\u5bb6\u5403\u996d\uff01<\/p>\n<p>54\u3001It&#8217;s not the fall that kills you; it&#8217;s the sudden stop at the end.<br \/>\n\u8df3\u697c\u7684\u65f6\u5019\uff0c\u201c\u554a\u2014\u2014\u201d\u7684\u65f6\u5019\u8fd8\u6ca1\u6b7b\uff0c\u201c\u556a\uff01\u201d\u90a3\u624d\u662f\u6b7b\u4e86\u3002<\/p>\n<p>55\u3001Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.<br \/>\n\u4eba\u5de5\u667a\u80fd\u4ece\u6765\u654c\u4e0d\u8fc7\u5929\u7136\u50bb\u903c\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0956\u3001Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br \/>\n\u4e0d\u8981\u7528\u201c\u73bb\u7483\u201d\u6765\u6253\u51fb\u7537\u4eba\uff0c\u7528\u201c\u68d2\u7403\u68d2\u201d<\/p>\n<p>57\u3001There&#8217;s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can&#8217;t get away.<br \/>\n\u62b1\u6454\u662f\u7559\u4e0d\u4f4f\u5973\u4eba\u7684\uff0c\u6402\u62b1\u624d\u7ba1\u7528\u3002\/\u62b1\u548c\u7206\u662f\u6709\u533a\u522b\u7684\u3002 \/\u63a8\u5012\u548c\u62e5\u62b1\u662f\u6709\u5fae\u5999\u7684\u533a\u522b\u7684\u54df\uff01\/\u62e5\u62b1\u548c\u67d4\u9053\u91cc\u7684\u538b\u5236\u662f\u6709\u533a\u522b\u7684\uff01<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0958\u3001A bargain is something you don&#8217;t need at a price you can&#8217;t resist.<br \/>\n\u6240\u8c13\u780d\u4ef7\uff0c\u5c31\u662f\u8fd9\u4e1c\u897f\u867d\u7136\u4f60\u4e0d\u9700\u8981\uff0c\u4f46\u4ef7\u683c\u592a\u597d\u5fc5\u987b\u8981\u4e70\u4e0b\u6765\uff01<\/p>\n<p>59\u3001Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.<br \/>\n\u7edd\u5bf9\u4e0d\u8981\u548c\u957f\u5f97\u4e11\u7684\u4e89\u6267\uff0c\u4ed6\u4eec\u5df2\u7ecf\u6ca1\u4ec0\u4e48\u53ef\u8f93\u7684\u4e86\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0960\u3001My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.<br \/>\n\u6211\u7684\u89c2\u70b9\u6216\u8bb8\u6539\u53d8\u4e86\uff0c\u4f46\u6211\u662f\u6b63\u786e\u7684\u8fd9\u4e00\u4e8b\u5b9e\u5374\u4e98\u53e4\u4e0d\u53d8\u3002\uff08\u6211\u4eec\u8981\u641e\u5171\u4ea7\u4e3b\u4e49\uff0c\u4e5f\u8981\u641e\u6709\u4e2d\u56fd\u7279\u8272\u7684\u793e\u4f1a\u4e3b\u4e49\u3002\uff09<\/p>\n<p>61\u3001My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you&#8217;re ugly too.<br \/>\n\u5fc3\u7406\u533b\u5e08\uff1a\u4f60\u795e\u7ecf\u75c5\uff01\uff01\uff01 \u6211\uff1a\u80fd\u8bf4\u70b9\u522b\u7684\u5417\uff1f<br \/>\n\u5fc3\u7406\u533b\u5e08\uff1a\u597d\uff01\uff01\u800c\u4e14\u4f60\u771fTM\u4e11\uff01\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>62\u3001A little boy asked his father, &#8220;Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?&#8221; Father replied, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know son, I&#8217;m still paying.&#8221;<br \/>\n\u4e00\u5355\u7eaf\u50bb\u513f\u5b50\u95ee\u4ed6\u7239\uff1a\u201c\u7238\uff0c\u7ed3\u5a5a\u5230\u5e95\u8981\u82b1\u591a\u5c11\u94b1\u554a\uff1f\u201d\u4ed6\u7238\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u513f\u554a\uff0c\u6211\u771f\u4e0d\u77e5\u9053&#8230;\u6ca1\u770b\u89c1\u6211\u8fd8\u5728\u4ea4\u94b1\u5417\uff1f\u201d<\/p>\n<p>63\u3001Some people say &#8220;If you can&#8217;t beat them, join them&#8221;. I say &#8220;If you can&#8217;t beat them, beat them&#8221;, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.<br \/>\n\u6709\u4eba\u8bf4\u201c\u6253\u4e0d\u8fc7\uff0c\u5c31\u5408\u4f5c\u201d\u3002\u6211\u8bf4\u201c\u6253\u4e0d\u8fc7\uff0c\u4e5f\u8981\u6253\u201d\u3002\u56e0\u4e3a\u4e2b\u4eec\u6307\u671b\u4f60\u52a0\u5165\uff0c\u5f97\u6765\u70b9\u60ca\u559c~\uff01<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0964\u3001When in doubt, mumble.<br \/>\n\u8111\u5b50\u4e0d\u597d\u4f7f\u7684\u8bdd\uff0c\u4f60\u8be5\u561f\u56d4\u5c31\u561f\u56d4\u3002<\/p>\n<p>65\u3001I intend to live forever. So far, so good.<br \/>\n\u6211\u5df2\u51b3\u5b9a\u957f\u751f\u4e0d\u8001\uff0c\u76ee\u524d\u4e3a\u6b62\uff0c\u611f\u89c9\u826f\u597d\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0966\u3001Hospitality: making your guests feel like they&#8217;re at home, even if you wish they were<br \/>\n\u597d\u5ba2\u5c31\u662f\uff1a\u8ba9\u5ba2\u4eba\u89c9\u5f97\u4ed6\u4eec\u50cf\u5728\u4ed6\u4eec\u5bb6\u4e00\u6837\uff0c\u5c3d\u7ba1\u4f60\u771f\u7684\u5e0c\u671b\u4ed6\u4eec\u6eda\u56de\u4ed6\u4eec\u5bb6\u3002<\/p>\n<p>67\u3001If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, skydiving is not for you!<br \/>\n\u8df3\u4f1e\u662f\u8fd9\u6837\u4e00\u79cd\u8fd0\u52a8\uff1a\u4e0d\u6210\u529f\u5219\u6210\u4ec1\uff01<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0968\u3001A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.<br \/>\n\u7535\u89c6\u4fae\u8fb1\u4f60\u7684\u667a\u5546\uff0c\u7535\u8111\u5219\u662f\u5410\u4f60\u69fd\u7684\u7ec8\u6781\u5b58\u5728\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>69\u3001Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.<br \/>\n\u77e5\u8bc6\u5c31\u662f\u529b\u91cf\uff0c\u529b\u91cf\u4f1a\u90aa\u6076\u5316\u3002\u4e8e\u662f\u597d\u597d\u5b66\u4e60\u5f53\u5927\u9b54\u738b\u5427\uff01<\/p>\n<p>70\u3001Money can&#8217;t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.<br \/>\n\u94b1\u4e70\u4e0d\u6765\u5e78\u798f\uff0c\u4f46\u6709\u4e86\u5b83\uff0c\u75db\u82e6\u7684\u65e5\u5b50\u4f1a\u597d\u71ac\u4e00\u70b9\u3002<\/p>\n<p>71\u3001Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won&#8217;t expect it back.<br \/>\n\u8ddf\u60b2\u89c2\u4e3b\u4e49\u8005\u501f\u94b1\u5427\uff01\u4ed6\u53cd\u6b63\u4e0d\u6307\u671b\u4f60\u8fd8\uff01\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>72\u3001Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.<br \/>\n\u62c5\u5fe7\u771f\u7684\u597d\u4f7f\uff01\uff01\u8001\u5b50\u62c5\u5fc3\u7684\u4e8b\u513f90%\u90fd\u6ca1\u53d1\u751f\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>73\u3001Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.<br \/>\n\u8d1e\u64cd\u5982\u6ce1\u5f71\uff0c\u4e00\u6233\u65e0\u8e2a\u5f71\u3002<\/p>\n<p>74\u3001Nostalgia isn&#8217;t what it used to be.<br \/>\n\u6000\u65e7\u4e0d\u662f\u505c\u6ede\u4e0d\u524d\/\u8fd9\u5e74\u5934\uff0c\u8fde\u6000\u65e7\u90fd\u4e0d\u5982\u4ece\u524d\u591f\u5473\u513f\u4e86\u3002<\/p>\n<p>75\u3001With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. \u53ea\u8981\u4e3b\u4e49\u771f\uff0c\u732a\u4e5f\u6210\u8d85\u4eba \/ \u4fe1\u6625\u54e5 \uff0c\u5f97\u6c38\u751f<\/p>\n<p>76\u3001I should&#8217;ve known it wasn&#8217;t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I&#8217;m a Libra and she&#8217;s a bitch.<br \/>\n\u6211\u65e9\u5c31\u8be5\u77e5\u9053\u6211\u8ddf\u6211EX\u6ca1\u620f\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\u5f52\u6839\u7ed3\u5e95\uff0c\u6211\u662f\u5929\u67b0\u5979\u662fJP\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>77\u3001Hallmark Card: &#8220;I&#8217;m so miserable without you, it&#8217;s almost like you&#8217;re still here.&#8221;<br \/>\n\u90a3\u4e9b\u65e0\u6cd5\u633d\u56de\u7684\u4e1c\u897f\uff0c\u4fdd\u7559\u7740\u548c\u820d\u5f03\u6389\u90fd\u662f\u4e00\u6837\u7684\u75db\u82e6\u3002\uff08\u6ca1\u6709\u5973\u4eba\u51b7\u51b7\u6e05\u6e05\uff0c\u6709\u4e86\u5973\u4eba\u9e21\u72ac\u4e0d\u5b81\uff09<\/p>\n<p>78\u3001You&#8217;re never too old to learn something stupid.<br \/>\n\u8d8a\u6d3b\u8d8a2~ \/\u6d3b\u5230\u8001,2\u5230\u8001<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0979\u3001A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.<br \/>\n\u5916\u4ea4\u5bb6\u662f\u8fd9\u4e48\u4e00\u7fa4\u4eba\uff0c\u5f53\u4ed6\u4eec\u8bf4\u7f8e\u56fd\u4eba\u6c11\u90fd\u751f\u6d3b\u5728\u6c34\u6df1\u706b\u70ed\u5f53\u4e2d\u7684\u65f6\u5019\uff0c\u6211\u4eec\u4ecd\u7136\u613f\u610f\u8d74\u6c64\u8e48\u706b\u5728\u6240\u4e0d\u8f9e\u3002<\/p>\n<p>80\u3001I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to mop the floor with your face.&#8221; I said, &#8220;You&#8217;ll be sorry.&#8221; He said, &#8220;Oh, yeah? Why?&#8221; I said, &#8220;Well, you won&#8217;t be able to get into the corners very well.&#8221;<br \/>\n\u6211\u548c\u4e2a\u58ee\u6c49\u95f9\u6025\u4e86\u3002 \u4ed6\uff1a\u8001\u5b50\u975e\u5f97\u7528\u4f60\u4e2b\u8138\u628a\u5730\u7ed9\u64e6\u4e86\uff01\uff01\uff01 \u6211\uff1a\u592a\u5929\u771f\u4e86\uff01\uff01 \u4ed6\uff1a\u5662\uff1f\u771f\u54d2\uff1f\u4e3a\u6bdb\uff1f \u6211\uff1a\u4f60\u8fb9\u8fb9\u89d2\u89d2\u7684\u64e6\u4e0d\u5230\uff01\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0981\u3001Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.<br \/>\n\u6709\u4e9b\u4eba\u5439\u725b\u8bf4\u4e2b\u80fd\u901a\u7075\uff0c\u6709\u4e9b\u4eba\u5439\u725b\u8bf4\u4e2b\u6709\u9634\u9633\u773c\uff0c\u5176\u4ed6\u4eba\u53ea\u662f\u6ca1\u6709\u8fd9\u79cd\u60f3\u8c61\u529b\u800c\u5df2<\/p>\n<p>82\u3001I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.<br \/>\n\u554a\u6211\u597d\u7231\u597d\u7231\u5de5\u4f5c\u554a~ \u5de5\u4f5c\u8ba9\u6211\u597d\u7740\u8ff7\u554a~\u6211\u4ed6\u5988\u6b7b\u76ef\u7740\u5b83\u51e0\u4e2a\u5c0f\u65f6\u4e86\u554a\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01<\/p>\n<p>83\u3001We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.<br \/>\n\u67aa\u652f\u7ba1\u7406\u4e0d\u662f\u95ee\u9898\uff0cSB\u7ba1\u7406\u624d\u662f\u95ee\u9898<\/p>\n<p>84\u3001Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.<br \/>\n\uff08\u6253\u67b6\u65f6\uff09\u5973\u4eba\u6216\u8bb8\u51fb\u5f97\u5e76\u4e0d\u91cd\uff0c\u4f46\u5979\u4eec\u51fb\u5f97\u66f4\u4f4e&#8230;.. \uff08\u5973\u4eba\u603b\u662f\u80fd\u51fb\u4e2d\u7537\u4eba\u7684\u8981\u5bb3\u3002\uff09<\/p>\n<p>85\u3001Just remember&#8230;if the world didn&#8217;t suck, we&#8217;d all fall off.<br \/>\n\u522b\u62b1\u6028\u4e86\uff0c\u8fd9\u4e2a\u4e16\u754c\u8981\u662f\u771f\u548c\u8c10\u4e86\uff0c\u6211\u4eec\u8fd9\u79cd\u4eba\u5c31\u4e0d\u5e94\u8be5\u5b58\u5728~ \/\u4f60\u4eecTMD\u7ed9\u6211\u8bb0\u4f4f\uff1a\u6ca1\u6709\u548c\u8c10\u793e\u4f1a\uff0c\u4f60\u4eec\u65e9\u8ba9\u7f8e\u5e1d\u56fd\u4e3b\u4e49\u7ed9\u7cdf\u8e4b\u4e86\uff01<\/p>\n<p>86\u3001Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you&#8217;re an asshole.<br \/>\n\u4e0a\u5e1d\u8700\u9ecd\u75bc\u4f60\uff0c\u53ea\u662f\u5927\u5bb6\u90fd\u89c9\u5f97\u4f602B\u800c\u5df2<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0987\u3001I used to be indecisive. Now I&#8217;m not sure.<br \/>\n\u8fc7\u53bb\u8001\u5b50\u5de6\u53f3\u4e3a\u96be\u3002\u73b0\u5728\u8001\u5b50\u4f18\u67d4\u5be1\u65ad\u3002\uff08\u6211\u66fe\u662f\u4e2a\u6000\u7591\u8bba\u8005\uff0c\u73b0\u5728\u6211\u5f88\u6000\u7591\u8fd9\u4e00\u70b9\u3002\uff09<\/p>\n<p>88\u3001I don&#8217;t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn&#8217;t die.<br \/>\n\u8001\u5b50\u6253\u6b7b\u90fd\u4e0d\u4fe1\uff08\u4e00\u4e2a\u6708\uff09\u6d41\u88405\u5929\u8fd8\u4e0d\u6302\u7684\u7269\u79cd\u3002\/\u8001\u5b50\u6253\u6b7b\u90fd\u4e0d\u4fe1\u5a18\u4eec\u513f\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0989\u3001If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you&#8217;ll have trouble putting on your pants.<br \/>\n\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u59cb\u7ec8\u811a\u8e0f\u5b9e\u5730\uff0c\u90a3\u5c31\u5149\u7740\u4e0b\u534a\u8eab\u5427\u3002<\/p>\n<p>90\u3001To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.<br \/>\n\u522b\u4eba\u662f\u6307\u54ea\u513f\u6253\u54ea\u513f\uff0c\u6211\u662f\u6253\u54ea\u513f\u6307\u54ea\u513f\u3002<\/p>\n<p>91\u3001You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket&#8230; I&#8217;d miss you heaps and think of you often.<br \/>\n\u597d\u5427\uff0c\u65e2\u7136\u8fd9\u8258\u8239\u8981\u6c89\u4e86\uff0c\u6551\u751f\u8863\u53c8\u53ea\u6709\u4e00\u4ef6\uff0c\u6211\u5c31\u52c9\u4e3a\u5176\u96be\u7684\u865a\u4f2a\u4e00\u4e0b\uff0c\u4f60\u5bf9\u6211\u6765\u8bf4\u5b9e\u5728\u662f\u4e0d\u80fd\u518dnice\u7684\u670b\u53cb\u4e86&#8230;\u6211\u4e00\u5b9a\u4f1a\u7ecf\u5e38\u60f3\u5ff5\u4f60\u6ef4~!!!<\/p>\n<p>92\u3001Going to church doesn&#8217;t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.<br \/>\n\u7ad9\u5728\u8f66\u5e93\u7684\u4f60\u5e76\u4e0d\u4f1a\u53d8\u6210\u4e00\u8f86\u5954\u9a70\u662f\u5427\uff1f\u6240\u4ee5\u7ad9\u5728\u6559\u5802\u7684\u4f60\u4e5f\u4e0d\u4f1a\u53d8\u6210\u57fa\u7763\u5f92\u3002\uff08\u7ad9\u7740\u8bf4\u8bdd\u4e0d\u8170\u75bc\uff09<\/p>\n<p>93\u3001Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.<br \/>\n\u4e16\u754c\u603b\u662f\u5728\u53d8\uff0c\u4f46\u6211\u5374\u600e\u4e48\u4e5f\u4fbf\u4e0d\u51fa\u6765\u3002\/\u4eba\u751f\u4f55\u5904\u4e0d\u676f\u5177\uff0c\u552f\u6709\u9762\u5bf9\u996e\u6c34\u673a\u3002\u201d<\/p>\n<p>94\u3001If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.<br \/>\n\u5047\u8bbe\u6211\u4eec\u4f1a\u5403\u4e00\u5811\uff0c\u957f\u4e00\u667a\uff0c\u4e3a\u4ec0\u4e48\u6709\u5982\u6b64\u591aSB\u751f\u90a3\u4e48\u591a\u5b69\u5b50\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff0995\u3001A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.<br \/>\n\u516c\u8f66\u7684\u65f6\u901f\u5b9a\u4e49\uff1a\u4f60\u8ffd\u7740\u516c\u8f66\u8dd1\u65f6\u5b83\u7684\u901f\u5ea6\u2014\u2014\u662f\u4f60\u5728\u4e2b\u4f53\u5185\u65f6\u901f\u5ea6\u2014\u2014\u76842\u500d\u3002<\/p>\n<p>96\u3001Whoever coined the phrase &#8220;Quiet as a mouse&#8221; has never stepped on one.<br \/>\n\u53d1\u660e\u201c\u80c6\u5c0f\u5982\u9f20\u201d\u8fd9\u8bcd\u513f\u7684\u54e5\u4eec\u4e00\u5b9a\u6ca1\u534a\u591c\u8fdb\u8fc7\u53a8\u623f\uff01<\/p>\n<p>97\u3001You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.<br \/>\n\u8fc7\u4e86\u6cb3\u4e5f\u522b\u62c6\u6865\uff0c\u6ca1\u51c6\u4f60\u8fd8\u8981\u56de\u6765\u5462\u3002\/ \u88c5\u903c\u4e0d\u9700\u8981\u672c\u4e8b\uff0c\u88c5\u5f97\u5230\u4f4d\u624d\u9700\u8981\u3002<\/p>\n<p>98\u3001The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.<br \/>\n\u53e3\u8154\u4f53\u6e29\u8ba1\u548c\u83ca\u82b1\u4f53\u6e29\u8ba1\u6709\u5565\u4e0d\u540c\uff1f\u5c1d\u5c1d\u770b\u5c31\u77e5\u9053\u4e86<\/p>\n<p>99\u3001When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.<br \/>\n\u706b\u4e0a\u6d47\u6cb9\u5bf9\u8c01\u90fd\u6ca1\u597d\u5904\uff0c\u91dc\u5e95\u62bd\u85aa\u624d\u662f\u771f\u6b63\u548c\u8c10\u3002 \/\u4ee5\u66b4\u6cbb\u66b4\uff0c\u4e0d\u5982\u4ee5\u62b1\u6cbb\u7206\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u6c42\u66f4\u597d\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff09100\u3001Remember, if you smoke after sex you&#8217;re doing it too fast.<br \/>\n\u7ed9\u7237\u4eec\u8bb0\u4f4f\uff0c\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u5728\u563f\u54bb\u540e\u62bd\u70df\u53ea\u80fd\u8bc1\u660e\u4f60\u90a3\u6d3b\u513f\u4e0d\u884c\u3002<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u8001\u5916\u7684\u4e00\u767e\u53e5\u7cbe\u5f69\u7b11\u8bdd\uff0c\u518d\u52a0\u4e0a\u56fd\u4eba\u7cbe\u5f69\u7684\u4e2d\u6587\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff08\u800c\u4e14\u5728\u4e0d\u65ad\u6574\u7406\u5b8c\u5584\u4e2d\uff09\uff0c\u5bf9\u82f1\u6587\u6709\u5174\u8da3\u6709\u8010\u5fc3\u7684\u53ef\u4ee5\u770b\u770b\uff0c\u5373\u4f7f\u4e0d\u770b &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/archives\/3422\" class=\"more-link\">\u7ee7\u7eed\u9605\u8bfb<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u3010\u8f6c\u8f7d\u3011\u8001\u5916\u6700\u7cbe\u5f69\u4e00\u53e5\u8bdd\u7b11\u8bdd(\u9644\u4e2d\u6587\u6574\u7406\u7248)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[210],"class_list":["post-3422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-digest","tag-digest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sunnyblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}